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October 29, 2012

Every 45s for 7:30
2 Snatch @70-80%
——rest 120s
EMOTM – 6
5 High Box Jumps
5 Power Cleans
——rest 60s
AMRAP – 5
7 KBHP
5 Burpees

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October 28, 2012

A1. Wgt Pull Ups 5×3
A2. UB Kipping Pull Ups 5×8-12
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Karen for Karen’s Happy B-day WOD
For time:
150 Wall Ball 20/14
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To all the BOLT members, family members, former members and friends, those who made it out and those who could not; thank you for the support and I hope you believe me when I say all of your achievements are as meaningful, rewarding, and as important to this community as anything that happened this weekend.

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October 25, 2012

A. Wgt Push Ups 3-3-3-3-3
B. Wgt Dips 3-3-3-3-3
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3 Rounds for Quality
8 TGU (4L/4R)
8 Strict CTB Pull Ups
*On strict pull ups, pull as high as possible each rep
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or Myers’ Belated Birthday WOD
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The power of the BOLT Cape. My nephew, Levi, PR’d his deadlift last week, the next time you go for a PR make sure you put the BOLT Cape on.

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October 24, 2012

A1. Back Squat 5-5-5-5-5
A2. Sprint 20m x 5; r/r – 2m
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For time
9 Squat Cleans
200m Run
12 SC
400m Run
15 SC
600m Run
31 Burpees – Happy Birthday Myers!
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Team Scream Info
Address – 10389 Alta Vista Rd, Keller, Tx 76244
Athlete Check In – 7:30am
Start time – 9:00am

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October 23, 2012

Handstand skills
-HS Walk
-HSPU
-Wall Walk
-Wall Climb
-HS Hold
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AMRAP – 10
7 Pull Ups
14 KB Swings
21 Double Unders
*Compare to 7.24.12
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Look at this picture, then open the post and read more

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Prepare for Haterade.  I saw this picture and couldn’t help but comment.  First off, I don’t know the athletes, I don’t know the people responsible for programming this; I am sure they are good people and yes I know coaches/people make mistakes and hopefully they would like to learn from them.

The words aren’t coming, the incredible idiotic nature of this image has put my brain on hold.  Here were a few thoughts I was able to put together

  • Who? What the hell?
  • I feel like her thought bubble is a screaming Nancy Carrigan, “Why me?!?!?”.
  • Constantly varied, functional human neck holds at high stupidity!
  • Embarrassing to the athletes, check, embarrassing to the event, check, embarrassing to CrossFit, check, stupid intense, check!
  • This actually looks like good training for Texas high school girls to prepare for homecoming and the recent trend of garguntuan mums.
  • “Cock that neck to the side, perfect lock out!”

Haterade aside, I did want to take this moment to provide a teachable moment.  Today in class Geoff asked me what we were working with a particular dynamic warm up movement.  Geoff likes to talk and give me a hard time so I said “Just do what I say”  (I am Dear BOLT Leader, how dare you question me!).  Of course I was being tongue and cheek, but my comment couldn’t be more off base.  I want athletes with brains, big ass brains that sometimes piss me off with questions.  You are here to learn, I am here to teach, so ask away!  I do hope I have built enough trust that you listen and are receptive to my coaching.  I want you to trust me so much that if I tell you to run through a brick wall you will do it knowing that I must of sprinkled some magic CrossFit dust on you and the brick wall no longer stands a chance.

In all seriousness, if you ever feel like we are doing something that is excessively dangerous and/or great risk to your health , CALL ME OUT!  I can be wrong, and I will never hold it against you.  Of course I am going to push to make you better, but it is your body.   And Chris D I don’t want an essay on the dangers of burpees!

Lastly, many of us are about to compete in the Team Scream Comp this week.  If I see something that is utterly stupid, like Overhead Squats on a pumpkin, which is actually your partners head who is dressed up as the headless horseman, riding a horse.  I am going to tell you, NO!   For those of you I am teammates with, I will DNF before I dress up as pull up bar and support you on my neck as you do ring push ups….especially you Courtney.

Rant over.  Thoughts?

 

October 22, 2012

A. DL 1×1 @97.5%
B. DE DL 2×3 @70%
*Those of you competing this weekend will not be completing the DLs this week. You can make them up next week and finish the program a week late.
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4 sets of
1min C&J 115/75
200m Run
r/r-Sets start when clock reads 0, 4m, 8m, 12m
*Score by subtracting # of reps from seconds to complete 200m. Low score wins. For example, Set 1 60s (200m run) – 25 reps = 35

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